Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Finally, some SENSE!

Brett Frarvre is staying retired!

Say it with me folks: HALLELUJAH!

Finally, we can begin the process of bringing up the former Green Bay QB only in conversations about his great talent, his incredible energy and his amazing statistics. Through a careful regimen of conversation control, we should be able to eradicate any memory of his awkward parting-of-ways with the Packers, his ridiculous year with the Jets, and the repeated will-he-or-won't-he marathon discussions about his retirement.

In 5 years' time, I want only to be saying and hearing good things about Favre. Although, considering that we're STILL talking about Michael Jordan's ill-fated foray into baseball, maybe that's an optimistic timeline.

Sigh.

(I apologize for all of the adjectives in this post. Good Lord.)

2 comments:

  1. hallelujah...and he'll probably be back whining about whether or not he wants to unretire about half way through the season. jeesh.

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  2. I was struck by the symmetry of Brett Favre retiring on the same day that Michael Schumacher unretired!

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