Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Finally, some SENSE!

Brett Frarvre is staying retired!

Say it with me folks: HALLELUJAH!

Finally, we can begin the process of bringing up the former Green Bay QB only in conversations about his great talent, his incredible energy and his amazing statistics. Through a careful regimen of conversation control, we should be able to eradicate any memory of his awkward parting-of-ways with the Packers, his ridiculous year with the Jets, and the repeated will-he-or-won't-he marathon discussions about his retirement.

In 5 years' time, I want only to be saying and hearing good things about Favre. Although, considering that we're STILL talking about Michael Jordan's ill-fated foray into baseball, maybe that's an optimistic timeline.


(I apologize for all of the adjectives in this post. Good Lord.)


  1. hallelujah...and he'll probably be back whining about whether or not he wants to unretire about half way through the season. jeesh.

  2. I was struck by the symmetry of Brett Favre retiring on the same day that Michael Schumacher unretired!