Ok, we get it. You're British.
Let an edict go out throughout the land that you can only dress like this if you back it up with good play. Because, you see, the problem with dressing like this and then missing the cut is that you end up looking like you devoted way, way more time to figuring out what hideous thing you were going to wear than you did to working on your golf game. On the other hand, if you play really well and have a quirky fashion style (see Stewart, Payne), people are more inclined to perceive your sartorial choices as charming, rather than annoying.